The time has finally come to get your hands on the new iPhone 5S and 5C. But you're probably stressed about all the options you have. It's not just two models, but a plethora of color choices to debate.
Luckily, these very honest "Apple ads" will help you better understand the qualities of each phone, and the painstaking methods used to create them — or not. Actually, comedian John Elerick is responsible for the parodies which hilariously lay out the shortcomings of the new gadgets.
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Of the iPhone 5C: "If you think we're apologizing for this, you're out of you're f***ing mind. Nobody is apologizing for this sh*t."

And of the iPhone 5S's fingerprint scanner? "If people start losing thumbs left and right, we're gonna have a huge lawsuit on our hands."
Now this is what we really needed to hear at Apple's keynote.
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