If you're going to fight a shark, punch it in the nose. If you're going to fight a baby, use the power of wind.
Father and amateur baby fighter Gavin McInnes can help you overcome your fear of tiny humans with a few tips and tactics for baby fighting, like the ever popular sleeper hold.
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After watching the video you might become overconfident in the face of an opponent in a onesie but remember, when battling babies, protect your eyes. Those tiny fingernails can really do some damage.
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Image: YouTube, Gavin McInnes