Product Name: Pi Shower Curtain Price: $29.95 Who would like this?: Mathematicians, Nerdy Family Members, Children
For every broad-chested, extroverted, weight-lifting enthusiast in the family, there is at least one mathlete. This holiday season, keep their apartment appropriately decorated with the Pi Shower Curtain by Simple Memory Art.
Aside from warding off preventable, shower-related house floods, this shower curtain will also help your loved one achieve the common new year's resolution of memorizing the first 1,000 digits of Pi.
Who would benefit the most from this shower curtain, though, is the young math whiz on your list. Encouraging the eternal quest for knowledge, the curtain will get your youngster asking questions early — and the added benefit of requiring them to shower in order to do so doesn't hurt.
Not convinced? Simple Memory Art offers other unique shower curtains on their online store, including dinosaurs, the periodic table and the human skeleton, encouraging both learning and hygiene.
After you've purchased the Pi Shower Curtain for your favorite nerdy friend, family member or even just as a secret santa gift, exercise your creativity with what you say in the card. After all, giving a shower curtain as a gift can say as much as Pi is long — so here are a few examples to help get your real message across:
For our hungriest mathematician, a large pi. (Do not eat this curtain, it is made of rubber).
Don't even think about being at odds with our gift. (There's money in the card, relax).
To sum it up, happy holidays. (This is a hint that you should shower more).
Math puns are the first sine of madness. (Really though, I don't feel like myself).
Being in a love triangle with you would be sineful. (We should tell your husband about us).
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix so don’t drink and derive. (You need help with your drinking).
A gift as simple as pi. (I swear this isn't a regift).
Don't say this gift is average, that's mean. (You got me an Walmart gift card, stop complaining).
The Pi shower curtain can be purchased on Amazon or through the Simple Memory Art website. Happy mathing.
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