This is likely the first and last time that a Die Hard parody will be described as "adorable."
YouTube animal channel The Pet Collective worked its puppy magic on the 1988 action flick for its latest pet parody video.
See also: 15 Themed Planes for Die-Hard Fans
Instead of a sweaty Bruce Willis, New York City detective John McClan is played by a heavy-breathing pug in a tank top. Watch this chubby little pup trot his way to victory over the film's ruthless villains.
Previously, The Pet Collective lent its animal prowess to other parodies, including Frozen, Mean Girls and The Lion King
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"Red, it took me 16 years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got." - Roy Hobbs (Robert Redford)
"We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions." - Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita)
"Having a luck dragon with you is the only way to go on a quest." - Falcor
"Back off man, I'm a scientist." - Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray)
"Did you ever get busted for bopping?" - Ren McCormack (Kevin Bacon)
"You can't really dust for vomit." - Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest)
"That ain't lake Minnetonka." - The Kid (Prince)
We can only imagine the hospital rooms that were filled with people who said, "Oh that's easy, I can totally do that head spinny thing."
"Uh oh." - Gizmo
"Read it and weep. I always do." - Joan Wilder (Kathleen Turner)
"I'm staying! You hear that, New York? THE FROG IS STAYING!" - Kermit
"I say we blow the f*ckers up." - Booger (Curtis Armstrong)
"Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left." - Ryko (Michael Dudikoff)
"Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?" - Farmer Ted (Anthony Michael Hall)
"I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish." - Allen Bauer (Tom Hanks)
"C'mon! We're all going to die, die standing up!" - Jed (Patrick Swayze)
"I'll be back." - The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
"It's okay, kid. It's me." - Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford)
"Forgive me, Majesty. I am a vulgar man! But I assure you, my music is not." - Mozart (Tim Hulce)
"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the f*ckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?" - Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy)
"Don't move, dirtbag!" - Laverne Hooks (Marion Ramsey)
"For as long as a single man is forced to cower under the iron fist of oppression, as long as a child cries out in the night, or an actor can be elected president, we must continue the struggle." - Hillary Flammond (Lucy Gutteridge)
"He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." - Paul Atreides (Kyle MacLachlan)
"I have been and ever shall be your friend." - Spock (Leonard Nemoy)
"Teriffic. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax." - Alex Rogan (Lance Guest)
"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy." - Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund)
"Outlander! Outlander! We have your woman!" - Isaac (John Franklin)
"If I do something bad, will you still love me?" - Charlie McGee (Drew Barrymore)
"A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations." - Bud (Harry Dean Stanton)
"Thoughtcrime is death." - Winston Smith (John Hurt)