A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in d arms of woman who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock & silence
He added: she was my mother
Applause & Laughter!
A top manager tried to crack this @ home.
After a drink, he said loudly to his wife in kitchen: Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!
Standing for a moment trying to recall the 2nd half, he finally blurted out: I can't remember who she was
By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed recovering from burns of boiling water
Moral DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE