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Mufakharul Islam বলেছেন:
মার্চ 30th, 2009 ২০০৯ সময়: 3:59 অপরাহ্ণ

After Reading all comments of Akash Malik’s writing a simple and soft prayer to Great Allah

Hai Allah!!! please send us a new Version of Quran, it will be nice if you send it in English and Bagla. For safety please send it in PDF version. As you are the greatest one send it to all mail box in Soft Version and Hard Copy to other who dont have email address.. [It will be cost effective]…..As you are the writer and you know Both Bangla and English and you have ultimate power to do anything……then why you taking our times…. Please Allah send us the “The Holy Quran 2009 Pro. V 1″. [Please try all latest anti virus before send]

You are not a Good God as you dont not have any direct communication with your Banda’s in last 1400 years. Hai dont you have Internet Connection [I think Must have as you are the creator].. ok ok at least upload the softcopy to youtube…..come on be rational!!!!!!!

As you know the truth and you dont have any restriction to share it with us.

Please think with your HEAD not with your HEART and give us a quick solution with in EOD 31st March 2009.

Your Banda
Dipu/Dhaka/Bangladesh……
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Truthseeker এর জবাব:
মার্চ 31st, 2009 at 12:38 পূর্বাহ্ণ

@Mufakharul Islam,

Your comments is the best and apt! The most powerful God should provide a solution to this issue. God (he/she) should help us to end this confusion. We are just wasting our time in this “Intellectual Stimulation/Kochkochani”.
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ivy এর জবাব:
মার্চ 31st, 2009 at 8:26 অপরাহ্ণ

@Mufakharul Islam,
You just want it in english and bangla version How about other language like chienese or hibdi? Dipu, I think you need a contingency plan means d’uaa—like, let help our scientist to invent a device which can catch all the information from past or flash back device ,etc.
Ivy

Mufakharul Islam এর জবাব:
এপ্রিল 1st, 2009 at 12:51 অপরাহ্ণ

@ivy,
As per my request, Allah failed to upload the new version on Quran with in dead line EOD 31-03-2009. My scope was small for Great Creator….. But i am disappointed. As i dont know Hindi and Chienese, it was not in my scope. May be Allah will receive different Prayer from India and China.

Why Scientist need to invent a device, to flash back 1400 years? Allah can release a new movie from Heaven Production named “Mohammad and Islam: The True Story”. It will be a super hit [Sexxx, Action, Threller and Comedy] but will not win Oscar as it will be in Arabic. Great Allah can add Bangla sub title for Bangali….

Still I am wating to see a mail from [email protected] / [email protected]

Dipu/Dhaka/Bangladesh
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ivy এর জবাব:
এপ্রিল 1st, 2009 at 7:05 অপরাহ্ণ

@Mufakharul Islam,
May be your request will come true. People are requesting so many things to Allah. It might happen your request got stuck in six or seventh heaven. You are just his “banda”, why would He follow your deadline? But how did you get His e-mail address? Is there any close connection

Ivy
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Mufakharul Islam এর জবাব:
এপ্রিল 2nd, 2009 at 1:54 অপরাহ্ণ

@ivy,
How long Great Allah will take to send me an Email ? What is his limitation to respond me with in a second? As like Mohammad all we are his Bandas, are not we? Allah did not tell His email address, i guess it will be like this…

I see!!!! so now a days He is not living around us as like the time of Mohammad ? Does He has Bandwith Limitation thats why my mail stucked on seven or six heaven?

Why not Allah response me ? Does anything wrong with me ? I guess i am a better human being then Mohammad….then whats wrong?

If you have a better communication with Him, please make a request for me…. As a male [Its also my guess as all His appointed mesengers are male and you also mentioned Him as "He"] He cant avoid you….

He is too old to say NO to a Female….