1. A rabbit and a lion entered a restaurant and sat together at a table. I will have a bowl of hay and a side order of carrots, the rabbit told the waiter. Waiter: And what will Ur friend have? Rabbit: Nothing. Waiter: Isn’t he hungry? Rabbit: If he were hungry, would I be sitting here??

2. Boss was on the 25th floor of a building; he called up the clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was urgent, the boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file. After more than 30mins. The clerk appeared all tired and panting for breath. Boss: What took u so long? Clerk: When I went to the lift it said during an emergency please use the staircase.

3. Professor of literature asked a general question in the class. According to English rites, why do bride and groom shake hands at the time of wedding? Rohan: It s similar to the customary ceremony of shaking hands by 2 wrestlers before entering the wrestling arena.

4. Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.

5. Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.

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