Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel

Question: "What would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or
Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question: “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea”
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: “Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: “Um, I'll take it black.”
Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: “Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question: " White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water?”
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst