Love Affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.


Marriage: It’s an argument in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.


Conference: The confuision of one man multiplied by the number present.


Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.



Tears: The Hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.


Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.


Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listen and everybody disagree later on.


Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.


Classic: Books which people praise,but do not read.


Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.


Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fore at one end and fool on the other.