: next! : ashbo,sir? : ha,vitore aso.. Voye voye interview room a probesh korlam….ALLAH! aibar ontoto chakri ta paiye dao…. : boso. Tumi ki HIMU hoye chao? Hotath amon ajgubi prosne hotchokiye gelam.prosnokorta ke palta prosno korlam, :mane ta thik bujhlam na,sir. : na,tumar gaye holud panjabi,usko-khusko chul,mukh vorti dari ar khali pa dekhe HIMU’r kotha mone pore galo…. :holud panjabi ta amar shorir dhakar akmatro shombol..ar chakrir jonno ghurte ghurte 4 jora jutar toil khoye gese…tai akhon juta porai chere diyesi….. :interesting!ar chul,darir ai obosta kano? :chul,dari kamanor moto taka obosisto nei. :tumi ki jano,tumi kun job ar jonno aseso?ai job ar sallery koto? :ji sir,ami jani…ami apnar bank a M.D. ar sunno sthan puroner jonno interview dite asesi..jar starting sallery 1.5 lac taka.and..amar qualification kintu amar moto nissho,din-hin na..ami D.U, theke “M.B.A.” ar London theke “chartered accountant” hoye asesi..I thing,I am perfect for the job. :I like your spirit! Ok,ami tomake M.D, pod a niyoger jonno charpotro dilam! :thank you sir,thank you so much! :ai naw amar card,kal asar agay amake phone diye asho. Chole aste aste card ar dik a akbar chokh bulalam.amar chakridata orthath “INTEL BANK LIMITED” ar chairman MR.HABIBUR RAHMAN ar number lekha… Khusi mon a barite chole ashlam..jak,chakti ta peyei gelam,jetar jonno odhir agrohe opekkha koresi…..baba kisukhon agei basay firesen,takey khusir shongbad ta deway baba kisuta ushas prokash kore tar room a chole gelen..hotath basar telephone ta beje uthlo.receive kortei oporichito awaj vese ashlo, :ami ki habibur rahman sir ar sathe kotha bolte pari? Ami kotha na bariye baba ke dak diye amar room a chole ashlam…………………… Khabar table a baba e prothom jiggesh korlen, :panjabi ta kothay peyesili?? Ami hese uttor dilam, :kajer cheler kase theke dhar niyesilam. Baba khete khete bollen, : ovinoy ta valoi hoyesilo,but chul-dari na kamanor karonta arektu improve korle valo hoto… Ami kisukhon chup theke tarpor babake janalam amar churanto sidhanto, :baba,ami kintu M.D. ar chakri ta korte parbo na! Baba amar upor ragte jeyeo raglen na,shanto konthe bollen, :tahole oi jaygay kake bosabo,bol?? Ami bollam, :amar agey je chele ta ashe silo,nam nirob,takei M.D. pod a manabe…. Baba jhajalo konthe bollen, :tahole tui ki korbi? Toi toi kore ghure berabi? Amio totodhik jhajalo vabe bollam, :ami bekti malikanadhin hoye thakte chaina Baba hotash konthe bollen, :tahole tui business korte chas? Ami bollam, :na baba,ami R.J, hote chai…. :R,J??? :ha baba,ami radio te kothar ful jhuri fotate chai… Baba klanto konthe bollen, :tor ja mon chay,tai kor.ami toke badha dibo na…. baba ke na janiye goto 2 mas r.j. training niyesi....amar trainer o amar upor shontusto..but problem holo famous r.j. howa ta.... bangladesh a akhon r.j. hath er moyla...but qualified hath er moyla akhon birol... ar akta main problem holo r.j. der kom beton... tai to keo keo hijrami kore beracche,keo keo to gan er album ber koreche,ar 2-1 jon to natok kore kul pacche na...but jar baba 'intel bank' er malik, 'jomuna future park' a jar 2000 koti takar share royeche, tar abar beton niye chinta kiser?!?!? ********************************************************************************************************* aaj amar audition desh er shob cheye famous radio station "RADIO UTSHOB" a.... amar sathe e audition dite aseche amar pran er bondhu, shojib..duijon ak sathe P.H.D.korechi,abar duijon e r.j. hote chai.......ALLAH! aibar ontoto chance ta paway dao! maa ke hariechi choto belay,baba e amar shob...tobu maa er ador amar peye utha hoy ni...ai akkhep ta amar shara jibon er... :ki re habib,ki vabchis??? tor audition er jonno shobai wait korche :shojib,hotath maa er kotha mon a porlo re...dhur,bad de..tor audition kemon holo??? : jhakkasss!!! joldi chol,tor ta diye ay :chol re ......................................................................................................................................................... : amra oti anonder sathe janacchi je, ajker audition a je shob cheye valo koreche, tar nam - habib... habib,congratulation... & mr.shojib, apnake chance dewar onak chesta korechi,but apnar friend er jonno apnar selection holo na, we are really sorry... .............................................................................................................................................. aaaaahhhhh!!!! mon ta aaj khub khusi lagse..ato din er shopno aj shotti holo... : habib,aaj kintu ami toke amar basay niye jabo...tarpor ak sathe enjoy korbo :chol rouna holam shojib er sathe,or basa'r poth a..golpo korte korte jacchilam or sathe... hotath mathay prochondo jor a ke jani bari marlo...pechone fire dakhe,shojib shoytani hasi hashse ar bolche :dost,amake maf kore dis...ha ha ha haa gyan harate harate bole uthlam : shojib, ami abar firey ashbo, protisodh nite....... ............................................................................................................................................................... er por er din "DAILY PROTHOM ALO" er head line : "BIKKHATO BANKER HABIBUR RAHMAN ER CHELE HABIB ER HOTTAKANDO" aro 7 din por a NTV te rat 8 tar khobor : "AAJ BIKAL 5 TAY BANKER HABIBUR RAHMAN CHELER SHOK A ATTOHOTTA KORECHEN, JANA GECHE, TINI MARA JAWAR AGE SHOMOSTO SOMPOTTI ATIM-KHANA TE DAN KORE GASEN" ********************************************************************************************************** 2 BOSOR POR: shojib aaj mosto boro r.j. .... tar shunam chari dik a...ai 2 bosor a shay onk unnoti koreche..aaj tar show rat 8 tay... :dear listeners,welcome to my show!! i am your favourite r.j shojib....keep calling me ai shomoy tar kase akti phone call elo...shojib receive kore bollo- : hello listener,apnar nam ta jante pari??? : (kisukhon chup thakar por ak oparthib gola vese aslo) : amake chinte parchis,shojib??? :sorry,apnake to chinlam na.. : ami habib... protisodh nite firey asechi ai nishur duniyay shojib gyan hariye chair theke pore gelo Shomoy shob kisu vuliye daey..Sritir upor dhulo-balir astoron jome uthe..Purono onek nisthur achoron keo tokhon koto shavabik bole mone hoy 2ti bosor..Akti manus ke vule jawar jonno jothesto shomoy..Ar shay jodi hoy mrito,tahole to tar sriti-chinho aro age dhuye-muse akakar hoye jawar kotha................................................................ kintu na,habib ke kokhono shojib vulte pare ni..Borong bola jaey,habib-e{othoba,habib er otripto atta} shojib ke tar kotha vulte daey ni..Proti rat a dush-shopno hoye shay hana diyesd shojib er obocheton mone,nana rokom durghotona'r prottokkho karon hoye shojib er jibon ta kei norok baniye tulese..Habib je tar protigga rokkharte driro protiggo, ta bujhte pere shojib puropuri osohaey hoye porese..Manoshik vabe onek ta e shay osustho shay...Majhe majhe mone hoy,korei feli attohotta,taholei to shob jhamela chuke jabe..Kintu sathe sathei beche thakar ajonmo iccha ta matha chara diye othe... ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ oggan obostha tei shojib ke uddhar kora hoy..Chokhe mukhe panir chita ditei shay gyane fire ashe,kintu tar hoto-bihobol chehara ar bishforito chokh dekhe onekei chintito hoye othe..Doctor er kase niye jawa hoy ta ke,kintu tini shojib er dehe kuno rog er ostitto khuje pan na..Shojib-o tar shomossa somporke doctor ke kisu bolte chay na, karon tar bissas, ai parthik jogot er keo ta ke habib er hath theke rokkha korte parbe na... Doctor oboshese ta ke akjon monostattik bid er kase jawar poramorsho den..Nirupaey shojib tar a poramorsho matha pete mene naey ******************************** birat serial er por dr.Abdun nobi er cabin a dak porlo shojib er..Duru duru buk a shay probesh korleo, vitorer poribesh dekhe khanik ta hotochokito ar ak e sathe mugdho hoye gelo..Puro puri chim cham akta room,tar majhe dorkari jinis gulo emon sundor vabe shajano hoyese, dekhlei mon vore jaey.... vorat akta kontho vese elo :asun mr.Shojib,amar pase ese bosun awaj er utshosthol shojib er thik samne,mejhe te bichano madur a bose thaka akti choto-khato manus..Dekhte khanik ta roga holeo ujjol chokh jora jeno tar tikhno buddhi'r e protifol ghotaey.. Shojib khanik ta itostoto kore bose porlo madur titei, dr.Nobi'r mukho mukhi Dr.Nobi shojib er pith a hath rekhe kotha bolte laglen,jeno tara koto din er porichito :ta mr.Shojib,asen kemon? :ai to,sir,asi mutamuti :apnake dekhe kintu ta bujha jacche na..Apnake khub biddhosto mone hocche..Er karon ta shomporke amake iktu bolben ki? : ami apnar cheye boyosh a onek choto..Apni doya kore amake 'tumi' kore bolben : ok..Tahole shojib,tumar shomossa somporke janao... Shojib shob kisu khule bollo..Sudhu habib ke mara'r ongsho tuku te shay bollo, "radio te habib er jaygay ami chance paway habib rage-dukkhe attohotta kore"... Habib tar kotha shes kore pray kede uthlo: sir,amake bachan..Ami matro goto boror biye koresi, amar 8 mas er akti meye ase..Sir,ami morte chai na" dr.Nobi nirob mukhe shob kotha shunlen,tarpor aste aste,othosto bolisto konthe bollen: shojib,ami tumar obosta bujhte peresi..Tumi voyanok dushchinta ar nidra-hinotay akranto..Habib er voy tumake sharbokhonik biraj kore rekhese,kintu a voy je omulok, ta tumar mon bujhte chaise na..Ar er e protifolon ghotese goto porsu, radio station a...Ami 2-1 jon listener er kas theke jante peresi, shei din onusthan er 1st call theke sudhu gher gher awaj vese ashsilo,othocho tumi chitkar kore oggan hoye gele..Eti to manoshik osusthota'r akti prathomik dhap..Tunake ai obosta katiye tulte hobe.. Ak kaj koro, ai osudh gula kheo, ar 2 shopta kaj hote obbathoti diye dure kuthao theke ghure aso,thik ase?? Shojib ta ke dhonnobad janiye ber hoye elo ============================================== Baire jhum bristi..Char pash supari ar aam-kathal gache ghera, akash fure ber howar prostuti nicche jeno bash-jhar gulo..Tar e majhe, tin'er chal deya matir ak tala ghor..Bairer ai chomotkar poribesh bindu matro nara dite parlo na vetor'er dui prani ke.. Prani duiti mane shojib ar tar wife afiya.. Dhaka theke onek ta paliyei akhane asroy niyese shojib.. 8 mas er meye,riya ke rekhe esese dadi'r kase..Bou keo rekhe ashte cheye silo,kintu pirapiri te baddho hoye songe niyei esese.. Pray 7 din holo tara akhane ase,onek ta bina upodrobei.... Ai gram a e boro hoyese shojib, kintu goto 10 bosor a ato poriborton hoyese je, gram ke gram bole chintei kosto hoy!! Rat a o bristy thamlo na..Ojhor dhara'y bristi jhorse,to jhorsei..Tin er chal a bristy'r awaj ke shojib ghum er beghat ghotanor karon mone korleo ak shomoy tar chokh a ghum neme aste thake..Pase takiye dakhe, afiya shanti'r ghum ghumacche.. Jei shojib puropuri ghum a toliye jaey, thik shei shomoy ke jeno ak bikot hasi hese uthe dhorforiye uthe bose shojib..Onek ta shomoy niye nijeke shanto kore..Nijeke shay bujhay, a kisu na,hoyto shiyal-tiyal dak diyese ...Hotath tiner chale bikot shobde kisu venge porar awaj pawa jaey.. Afiya onek ta e jege uthe awaj a, kintu shojib "are,uthle keno,ghumao,ghumao" bole ta ke suiye daey.. Sara ti rat jege katalo shojib..Shes rat a ta ke jhimuni te dhorlo..Jhimate jhimatei shay onuvob korlo,tar pase ke jeno ese bosese..Tar uposthiti shojib onudhabon korte parlo,kintu chokh a kaokei dekhte pelo na.. Kisu bolar jonno mukh khulbe, shei shomoy e oddrissho chaya murti ta tar mukh chepe dhorlo...Shojib tar mukh chepe dhora hath ti te rokto mangser kuno ostitto khuje pelo na.. Shoto chesta koreo shay bindu matro awaj korte parlo na, chara pelo na shei ROHOSSOMOY AGONTUK er kas theke.,atonko ta ke ghire dhorlo,tobe shei atonko dirghosthayi holo na..Hotath 'morattt' kore akta shobdo holo.................................................................................... Afiya shadharonoto sokal sokal e ghum theke uthe..Shay din keno jani aktu deri te ghum vanglo..Ghum venge shami'r dik a takatei dekhlo,shojib bishforito choke jeno tar e dik a cheye ase.. "ai,tumar ki hoyese?Tumi kotha bolcho..." a tukui bolte parlo afiya,tar agei shay akta govir chintay nimogno holo..Tar shami'r ghar motke pisone ana hoyese,naki deho ta kei ghuriye samner dike niye asa hoyese-oggan howar age tar mone ai chintar e udoy hoyesilo..O ha, shay akta gogon-bidari chitkar o diyesilo 100 foot dure akta madrasa..Maulana shaheb monojog shohokare tar chatro der hadis shikkha dicchilen..Hotath ak nari'r chitkar tar kan a elo.. Porano theke tar monojog chute gelo,mone mone vablen,"islam meye manus der amon vabe chitkar shomorthon kore na"..Tarpor abar nij kaje nimogno holen, "ami matro je hadis ta bollam,tora akhan theke ki shikkha peli? Rohim,tui bol dekhi"... Rohim uthe dariye jobab dilo, "hujur,mohanobi'r ai bani theke amra ai gyan lav korte pari je, prottek oporadhi e tar kritokorme'r shasti ai duniya tei vog kore jaey, ta shay choto gunah e koruk,kingba boro kuno gunah" ¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤ protidin er moto shai din o shalik pakhi misti konthe gan gailo,nodir pani tar apon srote boye jete laglo, akash kalo meghe dheke gelo... Sudhu jomin theke aktu khani domka hawa akasher pane rowna holo, chari pase tar awaj choriye diye gelo, "ami protisodh niyesi"
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