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A AAA = Any Advice Appreciated ADGR = All Donations Gratefully Received adn = Any Day Now AFAIAA = As Far as I am Aware AFAIR = As Far as I Recall AFAICS = As Far as I can see AFAICT = As far as I can tell AFAIK = As Far As I know afk = Away From Keyboard afn = that's All For Now AGAN = As good as new AI = As If AKA = Also Known As amf = Adios Mother F_cker ANAWFOS = And now a word from our sponsor asap = As Soon As Possible asl?, a/s/l = what's your Age, Sex, and Location? ASWGAFF = Ask Someone Who Gives A Flying Fuck! atm = At The Moment ATTN = ATTENTION! AWHFY = Are we having fun yet? AWOL = Absent without Leave AYT = Are you there? B B = Be b4 = Before BAK = Back at Keyboard BAS = Big Ass Smile BAY = Back At You BBIAF = Be Back in a few bbl = Be Back Later BBN = Bye Bye Now BBS = Bulletin Board System bc, b/c = Because BCC = Blind Carbon Copy BCNU = (I'll) Be Seeing You BEG = Big Evil Grin bf Boyfriend bfd = Big F_ckin Deal bfn = Bye For Now BIBO = Beer In - Beer Out BIF = Basic in Fact BION = Believe it or not BIOYA = Blow it out you're Ass BMOC = Big man on campus BOC = But of course BOT = Back on Topic brb = Be Right Back BS = Bull Shit BSF = But Seriously Folks! btdt = Been There, Done That BTDTGAS = Been There Done That-Got a Shirt BTL = Better Than Life BTSOOM = Beats the Shit out of Me btw = By The Way BWL = Bursting With Laughter BY = BusY BYOB = Bring your own bottle (booze) C C = See C&G = Chuckle and Grin CB = Call Back CFD = Call for discussion CGI = Common Gateway Interface CICO = Coffee In, Coffee Out CID = Crying In Disgrace CM = (C/M) Call Me CNP = Continued (in my) Next Post CP = Chat Post (a chat message) CPU = Central Processing Unit (The brains of your computer) CRAFT = Can't Remember a Fucking Thing CRBT = Crying Real Big Tears CSG = Chuckle, Snicker, Grin CUL8R = See you Later cu = See You cya = See Ya CYAL8R = See You Later C4N = Ciao for Now D d/w = Don't Worry DAY = Dreamed About You DFG = Devilish Fucking Grin DGUTDJ = Don't Give up the Day Job! DILLIGAF = Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck! dl, d/l = Download, Downloading; ALSO "down low" DLTBBB = Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite DOS = Disk Operating System DQM = Don't Quote Me DQMOT = Don't Quote me on that/this DWISNWID = Do What I say, Not What I do DYJHIW = Don't You just hate it when..... E eg = Evil Grin emsg = Email Message EOD = End of Discussion EOF = End of File ESAD (ES&D) = Eat Shit and Die ETLA = Extended Three Letter Acronym F f2f = Face To Face FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions FC = Fingers Crossed FEIYD = For Ever in your Debt FOAD = Fuck off and Die FOAF = Friend of a friend FOCL = Falls off Chair laughing FTBOMH = From the Bottom of my Heart FTP = File Transfer Protocol fts = F_ck That Sh_t!! FU = Fucked up! FUBAR = Fucked up beyond all Recognition FUCK=Friend u can keep FYA = For your Amusement fyi For = Your Information FWIW = For What it's Worth G G = Grin (add for bigger grins. a BIG BRIN) GA = Go Ahead GAC = Get A Clue GAG = Get A Grip gal = Get A Life gf = Girlfriend GFN = Gone For Now gg, g/g = Gotta Go GGL = Giggle gl = Good Luck GMBO = Giggling my butt off gmta = Great Minds Think Alike gr = Gotta Run GR&D = Grinning, Running, & Ducking gtg, g2g = Got To Go, Gotta Go gtsy = Glad To See You H h&k = a Hug and a Kiss h/o = Hold On HABU = Have a Better 'un HAGN = Have a Good Night HAGU = Have a Good 'un HAND = Have a Nice Day hb = Hurry Back hfs! = Holy F_ckin Sh_t!! HHIS = Hanging Head in Shame HHOJ = HA! HA! Only Joking! HTH = Hope this helps HUB Head up Butt hw = Homework HWISTKT = How was I supposed to know that? I IAE = In Any Event IAH = In All Honesty ianal = I Am Not A Lawyer but... IC = I See ICBW = I could be wrong ICQ = I Seek You ICYDK = In case you didn't know idk = I Don't Know IGP = I Gotta Pee IIABDFI = If it ain't broke, don't fix it! IIDKB = If I didn't know better IIR = If I Recall (Remember) IIRC = If I Remember correctly IIWY = If I were you... IKWYM = I know what you mean im = Instant Message IMCO = In My Considered Opinion IMD14U = I'm the One For You IME = In My Experience imho = In My Humble Opinion IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion imo = In My Opinion IOW = In Other Words IRC = Internet Relay Chat irl = In Real Life IRMC = I Rest My Case! ISC = I stand Corrected! ISP = Internet Service Provider ISTM = It seems to me ISTR = I Seem To Recall... ISWYM = I See What You Mean ITRW = In the Real World IWALU = I will always love you IWFM = It works for me IWW? = I wonder why? IYDMMA = If you don't mind me asking IYKWIM = If you know what I mean J JAM = Just a Minute JFTR = Just for the record jk, j/k = Just Kidding JMO = Just My Opinion JTFM = Just the fact, man jtlyk = Just To Let You Know jw = Just Wondering K k, kk = Okay, alright KISS = Keep it simple, stupid kit = Keep In Touch KMA = Kiss My Ass KOC = Kiss on Cheek (Also KOTC) KOL = Kiss on Lips (Also KOTL) kthx = Okay Thanks kthxbi = Okay Thanks, Bye L L = Laugh l8r = Later (Goodbye) L8R G8R = Later Gator LHM = Lord Help Me LHO = Laughing head Off LHU = Lord Help us lmao = Laughing My Ass Off lmfao = Laughing My F_ckin Ass Off LMSO = Laughing My Socks Off Loff = Log Off lol = Laughing Out Loud Lon = Log On LSHMBB = Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing LSHMBH = Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts LSHTTARDML = Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg ltns = Long Time No See LTS = Laughing To Self LUWAMH = Love You With All My Heart LY = Love Ya lyl = Love Ya Lots! lylab = Love Ya Like A Brother lylas = Love Ya Like A Sister M MHOTY = My Hat's off to you MHBFY = My heart bleeds for you MIDI = Musical Instrument Digital Interface MorF (M/F) = Male or Female MOF = Matter of Fact MOTD = Message of the Day MOTSS = Members of the same sex MSG = Message MTF = More To Follow MUD = Multi-user Dungeon mwa = a Kiss (the sound "mwa") MYOB = Mind your own business N N/A = Not Applicable NADT = Not a Damn Thing NBIF = No basis in fact nc, n/c = No Comment NE1 = Anyone nfl = Not F_cking Likely!! nfw! = No F_cking Way!! NIMBY = Not in my back yard nm, n/m = Never Mind np = No Problem NPD = No Problem Dude NRN = No reply Necessary ns = No Sh_t! NTOOT = Nine times out of ten nvm = Never Mind NWIH = No Way in Hell O OAO = Over and Out oic = Oh, I See ol = Old Lady (wife, girlfriend) om = Old Man (husband, boyfriend) omg! = Oh My Gosh!, Oh My God! OOTB = Out of the blue or Out of the Box OS = Operating System OTF = On the floor OTOH = On the other hand otp = On The Phone OTTOMH = Off the top of my head P pal = Parents Are Listening PDA = Public Display of Affection PDQ = Pretty darn Quick PDS = Please Don't Shoot pita = Pain In The Ass pls, plz = Please pm = Private Message pmfji = Pardon Me For Jumping In PMP = Pee'd my pants POAHF = Put On A Happy Face pos = Parent Over Shoulder POV = Point of view ppl = People, i.e. "lotsa ppl do that" PS = Post Script Q Q = Question QSL = Reply QSO = Conversation qt Cutie QTAB = Cute as a button QTP = Cutie pie R r = Are, i.e. "what r u doin tonite?" RCI = Rectal-Cranial Inversion Re = Regarding rl = Real Life rofl = Rolling On Floor Laughing roflmao = Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off roflmaoqxz = Like "roflmao" but so funny you hit extra letters. roflpmp = Rolling On Floor Laughing, Peeing My Pants ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFLAPMP = ROTFL And Peeing My Pants ROTFLMAO = ROTFL My Ass Off ROTFLMAOAY = ROTFLMAO At You ROTFLMAOWTIME = ROTFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes ROTFLUTS ROTFL = Unable to Speak rtfm = Read The F_ckin Manual!! (read the instructions, notes, etc.) RSF = Right Said! Fred RSN = Real Soon Now RTFM = Read the Fucking Manual RTI = Real Time Interruption RUOK = Are you OK? S (S) = Smile add more ('s for bigger smiles sb = Smiles Back SETE = Smile Ear to Ear SHID = Slaps Head In Disgust SID = So I do SITD = Still in the Dark SNAFU = Situation Normal, All Fucked up! SNERT = Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager SO = Significant Other (husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend,etc SOHF = Sense of Humor Failure sol = Sh_t Out of Luck SorG (S/G) = Straight or Gay? sos = Same Old Sh_t SOT = Short of Time SOTMG = Short Of Time Must Go SPAM = Stupid Peoples Advertisement srsly = Seriously sry = Sorry ssdd = Same Sh_t, Different Day STB = Simply the Best stfu = Shut The F_ck Up sup? = What's up? or Wassup? (a greeting) SWAK = Sealed with a Kiss SWL = Screaming with Laughter sys = See You Soon T ta = Thanks Again TAL = Thanks a Lot TAT = Turnaround time TBIB = The Bitch is back TC = Telephone Call TCP/IP = Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol TCOY = Take Care of yourself TDM = Too Damn Many... thx = Thanks TIA = Thanks in Advance TIC = Tongue in Cheek TILII = Tell it like it is TMTT = Too Much to type TNSTAAFL = There's no such thing as a free lunch TNT = Till Next Time TNTL = Trying Not To Laugh TVHNTL = Trying Very Hard Not To Laugh TNTPIMP = Trying Not To Pee In My Pants TRRHNTPIMP = Trying Really Really Hard Not To Pee In My Pants TOY = Thinking of you TPTB = The Powers that be ttfn = Ta Ta For Now TTFS = Try this for size ttyl = Talk To You Later ty = Thank You tyt = Take Your Time (common reply to brb) TYVM = Thank you very much U u = You ul, u/l = Upload or Uploading UnPC = Un-politically Correct ur = Your URL = Universal Resource Locator V VC = Virtual Community VEG = Very Evil Grin VGI =Very Good Idea vn = Very Nice W (W) = Wink w.e = Whatever w/e = Whatever WABOL = What a bunch of losers WAIDW = What am I doing wrong? WAS = Wild Ass Guess wb = Welcome Back WBS = Write Back Soon weg = Wicked Evil Grin WHYD = What have you done? W/O = Without WTFRU = Who the fuck are you? WOB = Without Boyfriend WOG = Without Girlfriend wtf? = What The F_ck? WTG = Way to Go wtgp? = Want To Go Private? (go to a private room) wth? = What The Heck? or What The Hell? wts? = What's That Sh_t? or What The Sh_t? WUASTC = Wake up and smell the coffee WYMM = Will you Marry Me? WYSIWYG = What you see is What you get X XHNS = eXtra Hot 'N Spicy xoxo = Hugs and Kisses (X's are kisses and O's are hugs) Y ybs = You'll Be Sorry YG = Young Gentleman YGWYPF = You get what you pay for YL = Young Lady YM = Young Man yt? = You There? yw = Your Welcome YWSYLS = You win some, you lose some Z ZIAO = Zoning in and out