Silent Reader

A) Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks. B) Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies for that title. C) Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wants to get some payback. D) Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is. E) Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is. F) Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen. G) Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot. H) Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby.(No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.) I) Lectures : Waste of time.. physical presence is a must ... only meant for sleeping, completing assignemtns & general TP. J) Tutions : What you take when you don't waste enough time. K) Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep. L) Vernac Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" ) M) Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment. N) Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group, simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings from the girls of course...). The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college : Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than 0.025% then that college is engineers dream come true)