As kids, we looked forward to the cash that came with losing a tooth. Now as grown-ups, however, we realize the tooth fairy is pretty grotesque — giving us money for body parts? Sounds very questionable.
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In this comic, Josh Mecouch of Formal Sweatpants shows us how to get the fairy's money without losing anything.

Beware, though: The tooth fairy likes revenge, and has a lot of friends in high places (Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, obviously).
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Who doesn't love an ice pop?
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Then you'll have the energy to keep going and going and going...
You might as well aspire to greatness.
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Chores must be tackled. Tough decisions must be made.
A productive day is a satisfying day.
Comic illustration by Josh Mecouch, Formal Sweatpants. Published with permission; all rights reserved.