The NHL is back, and this season it's better than ever with fiery retired hockey legend Patrick Roy taking over as coach of the Colorado Avalanche.
Roy's just a couple games into his new career and, if recent events are any indication, the former player is having just a bit of trouble adjusting to the more even-keeled approach coaching requires. At the end of the Avalanche's game on Wednesday night, he threw an epic tantrum that quickly went viral online. As you'll see in the video above, Roy nearly destroys the partition separating his team from the opposing Anaheim Ducks.
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Roy was upset by what he considered a dirty hit on one of his players. That justifies the raging freak-out in some sense, but Roy might want to adapt a more measured way of dealing with things — the NHL fined him $10,000 for Wednesday night's outburst, according to SI.com. But he probably earned some extra respect from his team for standing up for them and created a really solid bit of sports Internet. So what's 10 grand in the scheme of things?
BONUS: Inside One Fan's Ultimate Man Cave
He's a 40-year-old, married father of one who lives in the suburbs of Chicago.
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But it's just one of two separate bar areas.
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Stewart met his wife at a Cubs game and proposed to her at Wrigley. They had a Cubs-themed wedding.
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Because sometimes you get tired of watching sports and want to dust off the ol' athleticism.
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Also pinball machines.
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This isn't just a man cave; there are separate restrooms for dudes and dudettes.
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The urinal features a 24-inch, wall-mounted TV.
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Right next to the air hockey table, baby.
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Stewart's lair is Cubs-themed, but he's a Chicago Bears fan too. He'll typically have 20 to 30 people over for football games.
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There are nine of these theater seats.
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Beer on tap, a commercial beer fridge and a full liquor bar, that is.
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Stewart uses a company called Control4 to manage all that entertainment in one connected system, making it easy to keep a handle on the fun.
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Those are signed jerseys of Cubs Hall of Famers, and you'll notice the signed bats above them.
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Altogether, Stewart owns more than 250 signed balls, all by Cubs players.
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I mean, just look at this thing.
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It's located in Stewart's basement, which he estimates to be about 2,100 square feet.
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The 400-foot marker in centerfield is a popular photo-opp spot for visiting fans.
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Like, seriously: This place has everything.
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If you hadn't noticed, that circular, custom-designed bar is actually the Cubs' "C" logo.
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