Halloween isn't for another few days, but over the weekend, a ton of celebs — and "celebs" — turned out a few looks (and, in some cases, some truly terrible judgment) at parties coast-to-coast. Find out who the editors at Paper Mag thought looked like "Ke$ha-meets-Game of Thrones" and who looked like "fashion-forward roses."

Fergie and Josh Duhamel as Elvira and Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Is it weird that we'd still make out with Josh Duhamel dressed like that? Also, Fergie's "Elvira rack" is too overwhelming." — Abby Schreiber
"This was a wasted opportunity for Josh Duhamel to go as Elvira's punk rock poodle, Algonquin. D-." — Elizabeth Thompson

Nicole Richie and friend as Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger in Twins
"This is wonderful. I have no idea who that guy is but I'm feeling that toupée." — Abby
"Excellent." — Elizabeth

David Spade as The Fox and Kate Hudson as...Warrior Princess?
"Kate Hudson looks like Ke$ha-meets-Game of Thrones-meets-a pre-packaged Halloween costume for $39.99 and David Spade looks ... fine." — Abby
"This makes me embarrassed for everyone involved. But I guess that's the point of Halloween?" — Elizabeth

Chelsea Handler as a Pregnant Lady
"The baby bump thing is funny but Chelsea could have had way more fun with this like dressing up as a cover of InTouch Weekly or something. Plus I'm confused why she still insists on rocking the side braid look that was popular five years ago." — Abby
"The sad thing is, I'd wear that dress." — Elizabeth

Kelly Osbourne and Matthew Mosshart as Dame Edna and Blossom
"I love this. Kelly looks amazing and her boyfriend suddenly became much more interesting." — Abby
"This is amazing, but Matthew's hair needs to be much lighter. And I get that it's his real hair, but if you're not going to get a wig, then be Ann Wilson or Cher. Know what I mean? It upsets me when rich people don't just nail the shit out of their costumes. What's the point? — Elizabeth

Hugh Hefner and his wife, Crystal Harris, as Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus
"Guess Hef's local Halloween store ran out of Beetlejuice costumes..." — Abby
"No." — Elizabeth

Alexa Chung as a Hamburger
"Cute. Whatever." — Abby
"Yes." — Elizabeth

JWoww and Snooki as the Queen of Hearts and the White Queen from Alice In Wonderland
"This is the best these two have ever looked." — Abby
"Agreed. They look like fresh, fashion-forward roses." — Elizabeth

Julianne Hough as Crazy Eyes from Orange Is the New Black
"What the fu*kkkk? Why do 'celebrities' never stop for 12 seconds to realize that it's deeply fucking offensive to wear blackface? Or, for that matter, who are these friends that didn't tell Julianne to wipe that makeup off her face? Ugh. And don't get me started on that gross Halloween party in Milan where all those high-powered fashion people showed up in blackface and racist costumes." — Abby
"Julianne Hough, if you could just dress as a mound of hot garbage every time you go out in public for the rest of your life that would help make up for this a little. Thank you!" — Elizabeth

Paris Hilton as Miley Cyrus
"Is that Paris Hilton's camel toe? Again? Hello, old friend." — Abby
"I feel absolutely nothing looking at this photo." —Elizabeth

Derek Blasberg as a Train Conductor and Woody Allen as Himself
"I almost didn't recognize Woody." — Abby
"Woody Allen's face is how I feel on the inside." —Elizabeth
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This article originally published at PAPER Mag here
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