BlackBerry just can't seem to catch a break these days.
First, it looked like the company was going to be bought out. Then, the former mobile giant declared that it wasn't going anywhere. Then, BlackBerry announced a pending acquisition. Now, it isn't being sold — their CEO is just getting the boot.
Phew, BlackBerry fans have been on a true roller coaster of emotions for the past few months.
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But luckily, Funny or Die has cracked the code to saving the company — just start selling iPhones. It doesn't matter what make or model or even if they work. Just slap an "i" before your product and watch your profit margins swell.

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