Each social network has its own greatest-hits list. YouTube had "The Evolution of Dance." Facebook seems to generate million-like stories about kids and puppies every other week. Many of Tumblr's most-noted stories feature cats and/or GIFs.
These most-popular stories do not describe everyone's individual experience on these platforms, but you have to admit, they do say something about what's celebrated collectively. They represent the mass-market experience of the social network.
So, on the eve of Twitter's initial public offering, we took a look at what Twitter-tracker Favstar says are the most-retweeted tweets of all time (though none is more than a couple years old).
This seems like the best metric for measuring Twitter success, given that the network's defining feature is the rapid spread of information. And yes, we understand this list is not totally comprehensive or perfect: for example, it leaves off Barack Obama's re-election tweet, which garnered more than 789,000 retweets. And there are tweets from Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian and a Green Bay football player noted here that should be on the list, but don't change the analysis. So, as a caveat, let's say FavStar is not canonical, but it is instructive.
Notably missing from the list: political figures, revolutions, breaking-news events. While most individual Twitter accounts feature a mix of entertainment, news and interpersonal interaction, when you average out the sea of tweets, we find gray platitudes from famous people.
OK, here we go, from No. 12 to No. 1, ranging from roughly 45,000 retweets up to 110,000:
12. An imitation account of the singer Frank Ocean, 45k retweets: "3 guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. i don't want to hear any girls saying that 'All guys are the same.' "
11. One Direction bandmember Liam Payne, 54k retweets:
“@googlefacts: Koutaliaphobia is the fear of spoons. Liam Payne from One Direction says he's scared of spoons.” i now know the name for it
— Liam Payne (@Real_Liam_Payne) September 18, 2012
10. A parody account of the photo sharing service Instagram, 56k retweets: "Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb."
9. Online storage company Dropbox, 59k retweets:
A guide on how to get more free space with Dropbox! http://t.co/nIjwo0nM Retweet for a chance to get +100GB!
— Dropbox (@Dropbox) November 21, 2011
8. Rapper Drake, 60k retweets:
You never worry about the last laugh if you've been laughing the whole time.
— Drizzy (@Drake) July 5, 2012
7. Astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson, 62k retweets:
Cutting PBS support (0.012% of budget) to help balance the Federal budget is like deleting text files to make room on your 500Gig hard drive
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) October 4, 2012
6. Singer Ariana Grande, 65k retweets:
Retweet for a follow & I'll follow as many as I can today. If I don't get to you now I'm sure I will eventually, I'm always doing these. :)
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) May 7, 2013
5. One Direction bandmember Louis Tomlinson, 79k retweets:
Uh oh . @tomthewanted The Wanted's Tom Parker: My failed X Factor audition shattered me | http://t.co/0orI4oHMM9 via @MetroUK
— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) April 8, 2013
4. Justin Bieber, 85k retweets:
every girl out there should respect themselves. #real
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) August 20, 2011
3. Viral photo account Earth Pics, 88k retweets: "Retweet if you want to be part of our social experiment!" BUT! It featured a photograph that was just written text saying, "If you retweet this before September 1st, we will write your @username down on a piece of paper. They will get thrown of [sic] the Eiffel Tower, they will also get left in the London Underground, and some taped in public bathrooms all over the world. Hopefully someone will find your URL and send you a message telling you where they found it! Retweet if you want to be part of this social experiment!"
2. Soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo, 99k retweets:
Thanks for everything, Boss. pic.twitter.com/WfU1h2Prhb
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) May 8, 2013
1. Actor Ben Savage, 110k retweets:
I'm going to be a father! Well, on TV at least. The "Boy Meets World" sequel is officially happening!
— Ben Savage (@BenSavage) November 26, 2012
As a sophisticated information consumer, this list might not exactly give you hope for the information-sharing potential of social media.
Let's walk through it. Fully half of the tweets are from musicians. Then, we've got the king of the nerds (Tyson), a footballer (Ronaldo), a former teen icon (Savage), an Instagram parody account (?!), a chain letter in Twitter form and an interesting outlier (the Dropbox ad).
There are a couple things we can say about this list. One, teens dominate the mass movements on Twitter. Their interests (pop music, soccer), concerns (boys/girls) and modes of communication (chain letters) are all over this list. Two, there is an advertisement on this list that was retweeted 56,000 times. That's got to be exciting for marketers, who can imagine duplicating that success at smaller scales and with more targeted audiences.
Since the beginning, Twitter has felt like a hardcore information experience. There is a code to the language (character limits, @-signs, hashtags, retweeting, favoriting, etc). Facebook silences the noisiness of the stream for you; Twitter can't escape it. And even done right, it's felt more like an information-dense utility than entertainment.
Seeing this as a problem, Twitter actively reached out to friendly brands and celebrities. They made the pitch that Twitter was for everyone. Twitter was a way to meet Shaquille O'Neal, not just follow a revolution in Tunisia.
They added blue lines to make it easier to follow conversations and a discover tab that tries to emulate Facebook's more curated timeline. The whole message has been: Twitter is fun! And easy!
But the more I look at the list above, the more I see that even at this most mass-market level (which is still small relative to Facebook or YouTube), Twitter is for obsessives. Teenage fans, though they might not be Web developers or social media marketers, define obsessive when it comes to learning and talking about the idols they worship. Bieber fever, anyone?
Maybe Twitter is made for obsessives, but the content of their obsessions doesn't matter. Maybe instead of casting itself as a simple, fun, easy tool, Twitter should bow to the pressures of its own tool and rebrand for the hardcore experience. Here's the new, more accurate tagline: Twitter: Find Your Obsession.
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