Thanksgiving may be a time to show your gratitude, but try telling that to the guy tailgating you all the way to grandmother's house. Or to the uncle screaming about politics from across the table.
The holidays pack on the stress. Sometimes, the only thing we're really grateful for is a little peace and quiet. For those who won't have space to breathe until 2014, appreciate Thanksgiving survival wisdom from some of Twitter's finest funny people.
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These tips will help you survive Thanksgiving back home. We can all drink to that.
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