If you think Christmas is all about family togetherness and the holiday spirit — you're wrong.
It's about presents, and if you're in a relationship, it's even more crucial to make sure you've got the perfect gift under the tree.
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In this comic, comedian Steve Adams explains the subtext of Christmas presents.
Basically, gift cards mean the end.
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Comic illustration courtesy of Steve Adams. Published with permission; all rights reserved.