If your first thought was that Santa joined a naughty biker gang, know that these biking santas are collecting money for "La Cabaude," a French charity that distributes toys and candy.
You can find Santa doing the same in Zurich as well.
Other preferred modes of transport over the sleigh include: white water rafts.
And bumper cars.
The Santa Winter Games in Gällivare, Sweden, are a sort of Santa Claus Olympics, where jolly red giants compete in events like "Porridge-eating" and a dance-off.
In Kuta, Bali, Santa Claus takes a break from delivering toys and jumps off a cliff.
Should anyone be surprised that when in Los Angeles, Santa likes to surf?
Well, you might be surprised to learn that he also teaches lessons.
The rumors of Santa being a large, fat man are largely untrue. Here, as you can see, he is clearly quite fit.
BREAKING: Santa is actually a penguin.
He also feeds penguins. Who, according to the previous photo, are also him.
The penguins have gathered around a tree, in which Santa's likeness appears.
This is getting too meta.
Santa also likes roller coasters...
...and waterskiing.
He supports the troops.
In Sydney, Santa dives out of a plane and lands in the ocean...
Where he joins a school of fish...
Then, bursting out of the water in Tokyo...
he... cleans windows?
When back in the cold weather, Santa likes to play curling.
He's not very good at some sports.
But he's great at others.
So, if you happen to be out there in the big world and see Santa doing something crazy – don't hesitate. Dive right in and join him!
If you live in New York or one of 320 other naughty cities, you probably already know that Santa Claus doesn't exactly fit neatly into his own preferred list.
But hey, the man has a stressful job, having to deliver toys and candy to all the good little boys and girls of a seven-billion-strong planet and what-not. Toss in 364 vacation days a year, and we think anyone might get a little rowdy. The important thing here is to do as Santa says, not as Santa does.
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Of course, there are more productive ways to blow off some steam than participating in seedy bar crawls and public brawls. We’ve found some Santas who know how to properly unwind without losing any of the extremity that makes the jolly man so spontaneous and fun.
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