Super Bowl parties are a lot of fun — you get to hang out with friends, it's one of the few acceptable excuses to drink in the daytime and you can eat exclusively Velveeta-based food items.
The actual football part almost seems unnecessary, but some sticklers out there still think it's an important part of the ritual.
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It can be difficult to blend in with your football fanatic friends if you can't tell the difference between the quarterback and back-end. We understand, they're all wearing the same uniform and it gets confusing.
But if you're looking to impress company come Super Bowl Sunday, look no further. We've consulted experts (comedians) to help guide you through that awkward time in between the commercials.
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