This Valentine's Day, don't pull any punches.
Ekant Veer, a marketing professor from New Zealand, posted these painfully honest valentines on Reddit, and they do not gloss over any relationship truths. Veer gives his wife one of these tongue-in-cheek valentines each year on Feb. 14, and recently turned them into posters for others to share.
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These valentines, if you can even call them that, are a tribute to settling down with the person who offends you least. Whether you're staying together for the kids or you're just too lazy to find someone else, these posters hit home for all the lovers out there who are a bit — shall we say — less than passionate.
Check out four of our favorites below, and find more here.
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