The only thing long about the Olympic free skating program on Friday was the faces of its competitors. Perhaps it was Evgeni Plushenko's unexpected retirement, or maybe a lack of valentine, but many of the skaters were visibly unhappy with their stumbling performances and low scores.
One skater, however, managed to dazzle the crowd with his sequined bodysuit, Kool-Aid hair and all-around charm. Misha Ge of Uzbekistan gave the crowd a show worthy of a rock stadium, even throwing a surprise finale to his performance of Little Richard's "Tutti Frutti."
See also: 16 Dazzling GIFs of Figure Skating Pairs at the Winter Olympics
The two-time Uzbekistan national champion placed 17th in Sochi, but we give him the gold medal in entertainment. Here are the glorious GIFs to prove it.
BONUS: 12 Pairs Figure Skaters Millimeters From Disaster
Maylin Wende and Daniel Wende of Germany.
Julia Lavrentieva and Yuri Rudyk of Ukraine.
Stefania Berton and Ondrej Hotarek of Italy.
Kirsten Moore-Towers and Dylan Moscovitch of Canada.
Ksenia Stolbova and Fedor Klimov of Russia.
Aliona Savchenko and Robin Szolkowy of Germany.
Andrea Davidovich and Evgeni Krasnopolski of Israel.
Stacey Kemp and David King of Britain.
Peng Cheng and Zhang Hao of China.
Marissa Castelli and Simon Shnapir of the United States.
Nicole Della Monica and Matteo Guarise of Italy.
Stefania Berton and Ondrej Hotarek of Italy.