Rob Ford isn't the world's most articulate politician. That may be why his words might sound so at home coming from the mouth of a pre-teen.

This clever clip from directors Ron Murphy and Julian T. Pinder imagines what might happen if a child used Ford's own words and logic to win and argument with her dad.

What starts as a normal conversation about a crack in a pane of glass becomes an absurd conversation using lines from the hearing held about Ford's crack-use allegations.

Never before has "I didn't do the crack" sounded so innocent.

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Making Perfect Finger Guns with Joe Biden

1. 1. Start with a solid point.

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2. 2. Keep it casual.

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3. 3. Finger-gun on the sly when you can.

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4. 4. Point in a way that shows everyone you mean business.

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5. 5. But don't be too serious.

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6. 6. Take people by surprise. You have to be quick with your guns.

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7. 7. Use the double guns for extra emphasis.

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8. 8. Choose your targets wisely.

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9. 9. Then switch things up -- try pointing to the sky.

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10. 10. When necessary, bring in the big guns.

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