Long ago, haunted Halloween houses had to put time and effort into their tricks. It took ghouls, goblins and mask-wearing-men-with-chainsaws to spook their visitors.
But in 2013, there's no need for all the fuss.
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In this Unearthed Comics, artist Sara Zimmerman proves that there's not much that will scare people more than a weak Internet connection.

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Homepage image: Flickr, barb_ar. Comic illustration courtesy of Unearthed Comics. Published with permission; all rights reserved.