The newest goofy Thanksgiving song of the season is taking the holiday to weird new levels.
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Dickie Stickhead recently posted his festive song on YouTube, which speaks up for all the turkeys out there who would rather go uneaten.
This video is one you can share with your grandma for a good chuckle, complete with a choreographed Pilgrim dance.
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