Did you hear Justin Bieber was arrested for an alleged DUI?
Just kidding, of course you have. The Internet has been exploding with news of the Biebs arrest since it broke early Thursday morning, so unless you live in a Bieberless-place (How do we get there?), you are probably aware of the freak outs, melt downs and general reactions to the news.
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The pop star's, shall we say, smug mugshot was quickly released, which only fueled the Twitter fire, prompting an immediate response of ridiculous Photoshops, memes and jokes that will follow him through at least three E! True Hollywood Stories.
@justinbieber #MUGSHOT pic.twitter.com/ZuYwmdipIy
— Miami Beach Police (@MiamiBeachPD) January 23, 2014
Notable trending hashtags include, of course, #FreeBieber and #PrayersforBieber, but in true legal balance #DeportBieber is also a big hit.
It's a rough time to be a foolish celebrity, but a great time to be a One Direction fan.
i photoshopped justin's eyebrows off for absolutely no reason pic.twitter.com/o0hiPBPBhx
Brought to you by @sashahecht RT @ComplexMusic NOTHING WAS THE SAME. pic.twitter.com/c1UTLxaygp
"ORANGE IS THE NEW BLAH" pic.twitter.com/cNwzI9ytoB
@mhess4 ok, but how about now? pic.twitter.com/3mD3x1Hdff
Justin Bieber was arrested for Drag Racing. His official mugshot has been released: pic.twitter.com/DyUZCuPbGm
Let me summarize the day for you. pic.twitter.com/P2iscs8Eyc
Photo of Justin Bieber getting pulled over last night.. pic.twitter.com/xa1MOlPdHT
Pray for Justin Bieber y'all pic.twitter.com/6rCoeAaxMK
I can't believe it took Justin Bieber this long to be sent to Azkaban.
Today, we are all Justin Bieber's rented Lamborghini.
"Justin Bieber got arrested" pic.twitter.com/3JfiqSLdEF
Justin Bieber is single-handedly bringing the Canadian niceness average down to American levels.
Did a double-take at Justin Bieber's mugshot, thought he was Miley Cyrus without makeup: pic.twitter.com/APi87r6rJY
if u thought justin bieber was gonna get away with his illegal activities well pic.twitter.com/Y74Nzp3D3G
Justin Bieber got arrested! pic.twitter.com/QrHVYdKI6l
Remember: All this is happening because you assholes HAD to share some dumb Canadian kid's YouTube video with everybody in 2007.
Breaking News: First picture from Justin Bieber's high speed chase last night pic.twitter.com/Wiv5l50JUX
Stay away from Crazy Eyes ... #FreeBieber #JustinBieber pic.twitter.com/zGkuuwn0uN
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