By now, you've been accosted by enough of your Facebook friends "look back" videos to realize that you do not ever want to look back at your life via social media.
It's basically a timeline of bad choices, bad statuses and bad haircuts rolled into a one-minute shareable video (thanks, Facebook) — that is, unless you're Walter White.
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In that case, your look-back video becomes an epic compilation of your life's greatest hits and highs, from lowly chemistry teacher to underworld kingpin Heisenberg.
Hey, Jesse, remember the pizza on the roof? So funny! Wait, bro, you never Liked my status about my new hat? What's up with that?
The social network introduced the video concept as part of its 10th anniversary celebration. YouTube channel Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues then created this hilarious parody of Breaking Bad's legendary character.
Ah, the meth-filled memories.
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"Pink bear
missing an eye
broken bad."
See if you can beat our amazing BrBa poetry with this magnetic set.
Cost: $12
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Careful, we've heard this "crystal menth" rock candy can be a little bit addictive.
Cost: $12.39
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Own the danger with a Heisenberg action figure.
Cost: $18
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You've seen the TV adverts, now buy the poster.
Cost: $40
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"The finest ingredients are brought together with love and care, then slow cooked to perfection. Yes, the old ways are still best at Los Pollos Hermanos. But don't take my word for it. One taste, and you'll know..."
Cost: $14.28
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In a rough spot? Ask yourself, WWHD?
Cost: $16.99
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If you miss Walter and Jesse between episodes, you can cuddle up with these plushies.
Cost: $30
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Get an original fry batter bucket for your cook lab, sorry, kitchen.
Cost: $23.82
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These cute earrings are the perfect gift for fans of the show.
Cost: $4.99
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Re-enact your favorite BrBa lab scenes with this fab Lego playset.
Cost: $250
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For when you need a little Heisenberg 'tude at your next fancy event.
Cost: $10.00
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