Facebook is 10 years old. For some of you, that means it's time for your high school (or even college) reunion. Starting to sweat a little?
Between your "Look Back" video reminding you exactly what you were wearing in the mid-2000s and the constant borage of nostalgia articles, nearly every social media platform has become a streaming reminder of your mortality.
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However young you feel, it only takes one confusing acronym to remind you you're actually super old.
I hope her boyfriend likes Barney, because that was her passion the last time you guys hung out.
Is it an acronym? A band? The sound the cool kids make when they cough?
Extra old-person points if they're all the same and you still can't remember.
But hey, the price of a movie ticket is pretty outrageous.
They could have at least put a helmet on.
You wouldn't even need glasses if people would just cool it on the sepia.
I'm sorry cutiexxxonedirection, but your mom was totally in the right for not letting you get a Harry Styles tattoo for eighth grade graduation.
You knew you shouldn't have posted that Golden Girls video.
How did you get friends young enough to have missed Myspace?
Molly Horan was an editorial intern at Mashable. She's worked as an editorial fellow at Buzzfeed.com and an editorial intern at Dosomething.org and Crushable.com. Her web writing has also been published on Flavorwire.com, Sparknotes.com, and Nerve.co...More