~Some Real But Funny Epitaphs~ Here lies my wife, Here lies she; Hallelujah! Hallelujee! (In a Leeds graveyard,1861) The children of Israel wanted bread And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna. (In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery) "I told you I was sick!" (William H. Hahn, In a Georgia cemetery) Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake. (Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery) Here lays Butch, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw. (In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery) I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours. (Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont) Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go. (Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont) Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest man. And that is Strange. (A lawyer’s tombstone in England) Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young. (Source: Unknown) Here lies the body Of tag along Ben. He followed a grizzly bear Into it's den. (Source: Unknown) Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me For not rising (In Ruidoso, New Mexico) Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann (Dec. 8, 1767) Reader if cash thou art In want of any Dig 4 feet deep And thou wilt find a Penny. (John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery) Gone away Owin' more Than he could pay (Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England) Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go. (In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery) =O= ~1 Fictitious Extra~ Here lies the body Of Anna, our sister She was just fine until Dracula kissed her.