“Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.” -Herb Caen “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” Rodney Dangerfield “There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.” Cyril Connolly Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you’ll know. It’s the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world.? -Werner Herzog “Well, there was no sex for 14 days.” –California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on getting the cold shoulder from his wife after backing President George W. Bush at the Republican Convention The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain