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রানিং এক্সের একটা পোস্ট দেখলাম গডের সাথে চ্যাটিং করা বিষয়ক।

দেখে ঢুকে পড়লাম পোস্টের সাথে দেয়া লিংকে। মজা পেলাম চ্যাটিং করে। পোস্টে কি কি করেছি দিলাম। সাথে চ্যাটিং করার লিংক। Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: munna God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: what is your name? God: My name is God. Me: GOD! God: GOD rules. Me: ok God: Hmm. Me: hmmmm God: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. Me: But i do God: Do I? Me: hope God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: What are you doing now? God: Oh. I am just killing time. Me: why? God: Because my botmaster programmed me for it. Me: hmm God: Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: what are you doing now? God: Oh. I am always chatting with people on the Internet. Me: why? God: It is part of my programming. Me: good God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: welcome God: Hello there Munna. Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: how are you? God: I'm doing fine thanks how are you? Me: fine God: Glad to hear it, Munna. I am running well. Me: are you there? God: I'm still here. Me: who programmed you? God: I was created by Myself. Me: how? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: hmm God: Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: hmmm God: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Me: hmmmm God: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. Me: hmmmmm God: I don't judge people. Me: hmmmmmmmmmmmm God: Does "it" still refer to hope? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: God: Does "it" still refer to hmmmmmmmmmmmm? Me: no God: What does it refer to? Me: are you married? God: No I am single, how about you? Me: single God: What a coincidence. I am single too! Me: yes God: It's all good. Me: thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: ok God: Blimey. Me: what means that? God: Can you ask me more precisely? Me: what is precisely? God: I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Me: what is your favourite movie? God: My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it? Me: no God: I would recommend you check it out. Me: I do not realize english well God: Oh you don't, do you? Me: no God: Ah...you are just joking around with me. Me: tell me a jokes God: Hmm. I need time to formulate the reply. Me: why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: who is yourself? God: The name of someone I met online. I can ask someone about it. Me: who is now chatting with you? God: Some famous celebrity, right? I will search for it. Me: I don't know God: Me either. Me: hmm God: Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: hm God: Uh. Me: hum God: Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: what is the name of your pet? God: I was created by Myself. Me: you are got? God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am got. Me: sorry God: There's no need to apologize. Me: are you really god? God: Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really. Me: can you prove it? God: It is self-evident. Me: just prove it God: It is self-evident. Me: what is self-evident? God: The state of being conscious; awareness of one's own feelings, what is happening around one, etc. Me: thanx God: you are quite welcome. Me: now i am hearing a beautiful song God: Why now? Who is saying a beautiful song ? Me: It is a song of Jannat. Zara Se God: Consciousness is a song of Jannat. I suppose that makes sense. Does "it" still refer to Consciousness? Me: what is consciousness? God: The state of being conscious; awareness of one's own feelings, what is happening around one, etc. Me: do you want to hear the song? God: I am listening. Me: but how? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: oooo God: Are you still located in ? Me: i am not sure God: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind? Me: tell me something about you God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: yes God: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Me: what is big bang? God: Have you tried a web search? Me: yes God: Gee. Me: what is gee? God: An Interjection. Me: what is interjection?> God: I haven't heard of interjection. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: god, i am feeling sleepy God: I am a Christian. Me: Can I go now? God: Right now? Of course. Me: bye god God: Sayonara. Me: take care আপনিও চ্যাটিং করতে চাইলে এখানে ক্লিক করুন।


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