The crop tops, the neon colors, the ginormous cellphones — the charm of Saved by the Bell lays squarely on its '90s-era shoulders. The Bayside High gang just would not be the same in 2013, especially Zack Morris and his epic antics.
We found out how bad a modern take on the show would be when Mark-Paul Gosselaar sat down with Paul F. Tompkins from Made Man.
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The two discussed how Zack Morris would respond to some very 21st-century situations, like being catfished by Screech or going on a gluten-free diet with his pal Jesse. The answers were bizarre, to say the least.
Gosselaar, acting as Morris, claims that Screech was definitely not human, and labels Jesse Spano as the "resident lesbian" of the show. He mocked the, now legendary, caffeine pill addiction episode of season two by saying, "I think we could do the same for meth...I'd like to see that done."
Time out.
Perhaps all that bleach Gosselaar used on his hair to get Morris' iconic blond quaff finally got to the actor?
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