The greatest bidding war in TV junkie history will begin on Sunday, Sept. 29, the day of Breaking Bad's series finale. At high noon west coast time (3 p.m. EST), prop-auctioning service ScreenBid opens up its Breaking Bad lot to the public, and everything is for sale.
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Starting bids range from $10 for items like Mike Ehrmantraut's wallet to thousands for major (and majorly awesome) props. While $10 seems reasonable, all these prices will likely explode between Sept. 29 and the Oct. 8 deadline for final bids.
Below are the the 10 raddest Breaking Bad props you will probably have to start dealing meth in order to afford. Which props would you break bad for? Let us know in the comments.
The car that's seen it all -- from falling plane wreckage to dead drug dealers -- this road beast has the history of the whole show scratched into its paint job.
Starting bid: $1000
Badger. Women want him. Men want to be him. Get as close to becoming this legendary character as possible by rocking his stylish skullcap.
Starting bid: $10
When you're sitting alone in your parents' basement eating Teddy Grahams and crying after Breaking Bad ends, what better outfit than the very hazmat suit Walt cooks meth in during the first season?
Starting bid: $1500
Whether the DEA's bringing you down or you've just got a pesky sapling in the back yard, this sturdy axe has proven itself time and time again.
Starting bid: $150
This multi-purpose bucket can hold just about anything you can jam into it (e.g. water, sand, chicken, beef, meth, blackberry preserves, sweaters, bootleg DVDs, bacon and eggs). Very practical bucket.
Starting bid: $150
From Tuco's mouth to your mantlepiece, these beautiful diamond (or imitation diamond) encrusted grillz will go with any color scheme.
Starting bid: $2500
When Hank Schrader was paralyzed from the waist down, he relied upon this nifty trinket to move all those hard-to-reach objects.
Starting bid: $100
THEY'RE NOT ROCKS, MARIE.
Starting bid: $35
Cute, fluffy and durable, this pink teddy bear survived an explosion and a fall from several thousand feet!. Get it for the loved one that is sometimes too hard on the things they love.
Starting bid: $1500
Perfect for pools, drawers and under beds, this eye is ideal for creeping out family members and heightening tension in any household.
Starting bid: $10
Although this plant is fake (sorry, no poisoning for you today), it looks just like the real thing. Intimidate friends and enemies alike by setting this toxic shrubbery in plain view.
Starting bid: $500
The perfect gift for your 9-year-old daughter or your fugitive ex-meth addict, former partner in crime. Goes great with other Hello Kitty accessories.
Starting bid: $100
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Starting bid: $3500
This cheery little robot is a must-have for any young, busy man who just doesn't have the time or energy for day-to-day house cleaning. Powerful enough for everything from dust to stray cigarettes.
Starting bid: $200
While it certainly is no longer functional, the charred remains of this wheelchair is a perfect statement piece for the man who wants to say, "I am the danger."
Starting bid: $5000
Walt Whitman's classic book of poems, Leaves of Grass. Kind of boring, but good imagery.
Starting bid: $3000
These weathered tighty-whities are an icon of the series and have touched Bryan Crantson's -- well, you know.
Starting bid: $250
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