The Denver Broncos are the NFL's hottest team so far this season, undefeated at 5-0 while scoring a record 46 points per game. The Jacksonville Jaguars, meanwhile, are slogging through a terrible season at 0-5 while becoming a league laughingstock.
The two teams meet on Sunday. That promises to be a lopsided on-field matchup, with Vegas oddsmakers already setting a record-tying point-spread. The game will likely end up a boring blowout, but it's already produced some entertaining highlights on Twitter.
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The first shot was fired by the Broncos' official account posted on Monday morning. Denver put up 51 points in a thrilling win over the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday, leading to this analysis from the @DenverBroncos social media team:
The #Broncos' 51 points in yesterday's win are as many points as the Jaguars have scored all season.
— Denver Broncos (@DenverBroncos) October 7, 2013
Not impressed by the comparison, the Jaguars soon tweeted back this Anchorman reference as a rebuttal:
Stay classy, Denver. RT @DenverBroncos: The #Broncos' 51 points in yesterday's win are as many points as the Jaguars have scored all season.
— Jacksonville Jaguars (@jaguars) October 7, 2013
The Broncos played innocent, however, denying any malicious intent:
No shots, just stats. RT @jaguars: Stay classy, Denver. MT @DenverBroncos: #Broncos' 51 pts Sun. are as many as JAX has scored all season.
— Denver Broncos (@DenverBroncos) October 7, 2013
Did the Broncos' tweet cross the line of good sportsmanship? Do these little Twitter spats help enhance the game? Give us your take in the comments.
BONUS: Inside One Fan's Ultimate Man Cave
He's a 40-year-old, married father of one who lives in the suburbs of Chicago.
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But it's just one of two separate bar areas.
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Stewart met his wife at a Cubs game and proposed to her at Wrigley. They had a Cubs-themed wedding.
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Because sometimes you get tired of watching sports and want to dust off the ol' athleticism.
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Also pinball machines.
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This isn't just a man cave; there are separate restrooms for dudes and dudettes.
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The urinal features a 24-inch, wall-mounted TV.
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Right next to the air hockey table, baby.
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Stewart's lair is Cubs-themed, but he's a Chicago Bears fan too. He'll typically have 20 to 30 people over for football games.
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There are nine of these theater seats.
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Beer on tap, a commercial beer fridge and a full liquor bar, that is.
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Stewart uses a company called Control4 to manage all that entertainment in one connected system, making it easy to keep a handle on the fun.
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Those are signed jerseys of Cubs Hall of Famers, and you'll notice the signed bats above them.
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Altogether, Stewart owns more than 250 signed balls, all by Cubs players.
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I mean, just look at this thing.
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It's located in Stewart's basement, which he estimates to be about 2,100 square feet.
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The 400-foot marker in centerfield is a popular photo-opp spot for visiting fans.
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Like, seriously: This place has everything.
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If you hadn't noticed, that circular, custom-designed bar is actually the Cubs' "C" logo.
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