If BaneDad taught us anything, it's to not trust him with a Vine account.
The anti-BatDad has returned with a series of six-second videos, and we're not even sure if he's a real father anymore. While BatDad manages to give helpful advice to his kids, BaneDad just terrorizes and embarrasses his child.
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Watch as he steals his soda, eats his snacks and even drops a nuclear device. Every humiliating dad moment from your childhood now seems tame.