Helga Pataki was the original girl obsessed for '90s kids, and while she didn't exactly spark a relationship with her beloved Arnold, she did get her kiss, which is all an elementary school kid can hope for.
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So maybe Helga does have some wisdom to offer about getting a special guy to notice you.
Just don't make a shrine to him made out of his used gum — that's just plain creepy.
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