Don't trust little Sally with cooking the bird this Thanksgiving.
Other than the whole "don't let kids near the stove" thing, your child might also give you a nasty case of salmonella. Understanding the ins and outs of meal preparation is an adult-size task.
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If you have any doubt about who should handle stuffing the bird this year, read these charmingly frightening notes from children.
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