While Amazon is talking up package drone delivery, Groupon is getting medieval on your ass.
The company is reaching back to the days of King Arthur for its latest innovation: catapults. If you see one in 2014, don't assume that you're about to get hit with a flaming bale of hay or a cauldron of oil. It may just be that package you ordered.
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In all seriousness, the internal video was designed merely for a holiday season chuckle for Groupon employees. Still, not a bad idea if you happen to live within 50 yards or so of a Groupon distribution center.
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