It was 1955, and Christmas was approaching, and Sears had a new idea for a yuletide gimmick. In local newspapers, the department store placed ads ... on behalf of Santa himself.
"HEY KIDDIES!" the ad read, in a greeting that would seem creepy only in retrospect. "Call me on my private phone and I will talk to you personally any time day or night."
The ads then listed local numbers for area children to call to get some one-on-one Kris Kringle time, which must have seemed, if you were a kid back then, pretty amazing. A direct line to St. Nick! Kids could finally bypass the middlemen that stood between between them and their gifts — the U.S. Postal Service, their parents — and go directly to the source. And even more directly, to that source's enormous bag of gifts. You can almost hear the Ralphie Parker voiceover.
Like many innovations, though, Sears' frictionless Santa scheme found itself with an unforeseen problem. In the ad the company had placed in the local paper in Colorado Springs, Colo., Sears had listed Santa's number as ME 2-6681, which, according to Snopes, contained a typo: It was one digit off of the intended one. The number Sears had ended up printing and distributing to the city's citizens? The one for, as it happened, the Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) — the predecessor of North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) — which, like Santa, specialized in aeronautics. And which, unlike Santa, was based in Colorado Springs.
Suddenly, on Christmas Eve, phone calls intended for St. Nick were being received on a top-secret NORAD line — a line that was usually reserved for crises (which, back then, pretty much meant "Russians attacking"). When the first call came in, Col. Harry Shoup, the officer on duty at CONAD, picked up the phone.
"Yes, Sir, this is Col. Shoup."
As Mentalfloss explained, the colonel received no reply — just silence.
“Sir? This is Col. Shoup,” he said again.
More silence.
“Sir?" Shoup was probably, at this point, trying not to panic. Silence on the crisis line. "Can you read me alright?”
Finally, the caller spoke up. It was not a commanding officer. It was ... a little girl. And she was confused, too. "Are you really Santa Claus?" she asked.
Shoup, at that point, demanded to know who was calling, Terri Van Keuren, his daughter, remembers. He was brusque. This didn't make any sense.
"The little voice is now crying," Van Keuren recalls.
The voice didn't give up, though. "Is this one of Santa's elves, then?"
It must be a prank, Shoup thought. But, as he scanned the room, the "stony, serious faces" of his fellow men suggested otherwise. Then it occurred to him: Lines must have, literally, gotten crossed. There must have been "some screwup on the phones."
And then Shoup made a fateful, delightful decision: He decided to play along.
“Yes, I am,” he answered the caller, be-elfing himself. “Have you been a good little girl?"
More calls began coming in. Shoup grabbed an airman who happened to be standing nearby, and told him to answer the calls, too. The direction Shoup gave, as Van Keuren remembers the story? "Just pretend you're Santa.'"
Soon, the pretending evolved: The CONAD staff were providing the calling children not just with bowlful-of-jelly replies to their inquiries, but also with informational updates about Santa's progress as he made his way around the world. As NORAD's Santa site puts it: "A tradition was born."
The tradition has evolved, slightly, since then. In 1958, when NORAD was formed, it continued to offer a "Santa tracking" service to anyone who called in — especially on Dec. 24. And the tracking continues. The people who answer the calls now include "countless numbers of Army, Navy, Air Force and Marine Corps personnel," Van Keuren notes. As of 2009, those volunteers were handling more than 12,000 emails and more than 70,000 telephone calls from more than 200 countries and territories. In 2011, Michelle Obama answered calls on behalf of NORAD.
The geolocation tradition, today, also continues with the help of social media, dedicated apps (on iOS and Android) and in particular, the web — via noradsanta.org — which currently locates Santa, with the help of some complex satellite triangulation maneuvers, just where you'd expect him to be: at the North Pole. And which is, as far as I can tell, typo-free.
Yoni Appelbaum, Atlantic contributor and historian extraordinaire, has passed along some of his own fascinating research into the Santa-tracking story. First of all, he wrote in an email:
It turns out that the military, and other government agencies, had been using Santa to sell their missions long before 1954. At the height of the Second World War, Eisenhower’s headquarters put out a release offering 'Christmas guidance' to war correspondents. It confirmed that 'a new North Pole Command has been formed,' that 'Santa Claus is directing operations,' and that 'he has under his command a small army of gnomes.' The censors, though, suppressed the location of Santa’s headquarters, directed that his delivery methods be described only as employing 'secret devices' or 'special scientific techniques,' and proscribed 'any mention of radar or speculation on the purpose of reindeer antennae.'
That is both weird and delightful (army of gnomes! radar antennae!), and regardless, suggestive of the fact that CONAD had a vested interest in PR campaigns as well as military ones. It was primed, basically, to take advantage of the good cheer of Christmas for its own ends — among them, promoting its military technology. This makes sense, and would help explain why NORAD would have so faithfully continued the tradition year after year.
Yoni has also found, it's worth noting, disparities in the early stories that informed NORAD's, Snopes' and other current accounts of the intercepted North Pole calls. When Shoup told his story to the L.A. Times in 1980, he mentioned an unlisted line that a child had accessed. In a later newspaper story in 1999, Yoni notes, Shoup mentioned a much more limited, Red Phone-style line and multiple children.
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