We commoners generally have New Year's resolutions that range from "lose weight" to "be better with money." But when you're Google, Apple, Yahoo or another major tech company, resolutions are a little more complex.
See also: 10 New Year's Resolution Failures
In this comic, Nitrozac and Snaggy of The Joy of Tech offer some resolutions for tech bigwigs to aim for in 2014.
Although they may sound different from ours, the outcome will be the same — by April, everyone gives up.

Comic illustration provided by The Joy of Tech. Published with permission; all rights reserved.