Historians will look back on our society and believe that 2 million of us frequently shouted at appliances, and liked doing it.
Grammar be damned, this was the best feeling in the world.
This sounds illegal. We did many illegal things.
So let me get this straight. I can't evict my little sister, but I have to clean my room? Do you not see how illogical that is?
If these pages prove anything, it's that we were terrible children. Sorry, parents.
Seriously, who wouldn't love to play a Call of Duty/ Shakespeare mashup.
Remember how much you used to like losing respect for people? Those were better times.
Did we notice that this page was represented by a picture of a doll without eyeballs? Sure. But we didn't care.
I'm not sure exactly why we enjoyed when others lied, but 1.4 million of us did and it was great.
Those six to seven hours we spent awake after school were pure torture.
We weren't sure about the official job title of the "radio man" but we knew that he better keep his mouth shut while Smash Mouth was on.
"Remember when you told me you liked Call of Duty?"
"Yes."
"That meant the world to me."
This was truly one of the most problematic issues of our young lives, and we lost many best friends because of it.
Cringe all you want. At the time, this was the funniest joke that'd ever been written.
We had extremely diverse groups of friends. Sometimes, we'd hang out with people that weren't even our neighbors.
Gather 'round, young ones and listen to a cringeworthy tale, called "Using Facebook in middle school."
Millions of us grew up with Facebook, using the site like we used everything at the time: carelessly and awkwardly. We posted embarrassing photos, "married" our best friends and, worst of all, "liked" an obscene amount of strange pages.
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It seems the way we "like" as an online community has changed over time. The popularity of "phrase-based" and angst-ridden Facebook pages, like "I hate when u don't text back" or "We used 2 be bffs" has clearly decreased — although, that likely has a lot to do with maturation (but i still hate when u don't text back).
While looking back through some of the odd and often hilariously embarrassing like trends, we found that many people still publicly "like" the pages from their teenage years. It's a bit jarring, seeing your no-nonsense boss publicly support a page called "i love when you text me first, cus then i know your thinking about me:)."
Taking a trip down the dark alleyway of nostalgia lane, we gathered up some of our favorite and most embarrassing Facebook "likes" that, for some reason, we never got around to un-liking.
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