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Political Humour

AL Leader: Can you remember Abedin? Your dogs had beaten me like this way that we returned you today. BNP Leader: We are still ahead of you so we are coming power again and we will take revenge more than you anticipated. AL Leader: That’s why we already spoiled the water by removing caretaker government from the constitution. Now, we are planning for more viable reason to hold the election under our regime. BNP Leader: That means you want to bring another Fakhruddin and you think that all Fakhruddin will help you to retain the power. AL Leader: We know about this my friend that’s why we are working on election engineering that is the most expected study we are implementing. This is what we learned from you and we are just implementing. BNP Leader: Now I am telling you the truth. No one can ever stay power in long without proper election. We admitted that we did in 2006 but we failed to stay though we did one good thing that was passing the Caretaker Government bill. Now you are doing the same wrong thing. AL Leader: I can’t make believe my ear that you are telling this. You were decorated the administration like the shells of onion but we will show you something that will be a great new chapter for future election engineering. Our future goal is to make party people digitally intelligent. BNP Leader: Ohho, that’s why your financial minister decreases the agriculture budget. I see this is your digital Bangladesh. You export bandwidth in India whereas Bangladeshi students are deprived of internet facility. You are just making the things worst. AL Leader: It sounds nice that you always keep memorizing newspaper article which are rubbish. And you are showing love for the newspaper that is so funny. You killed so many journalists and you didn’t investigate any single murder. Can you remember then newspaper headlines or I will show you now? BNP Leader: You almost killed Tipu Sultan who published the oppression of Jainal Hazari and your leader also blindly supported him. Can you remember this? AL Leader: It’s enough to talk with you. I have a very little time to gossip. I have some up with some new ideas for implementing the election engineering. So I have to go. Allah Hafez. BNP Leader: Ok we will see from what house you are developing this skill. Our haowa bhavan has gone. Last scene of the humour: Jainal Abedin Farooq is crying with pain from the clinic but when everyone is out of his cabin, he smiles with job because he knows he can able to send the message to his Mohamanno Chairperson that he will be the next home minister of the country if they can retain the power.

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