While some Christmas fans mark the day after Thanksgiving as the beginning of the holiday countdown, the diehards have taken advantage of overzealous holiday retailers since July.
Most of us cringe at the tiny display of Christmas decorations that now starts around Halloween, only to take over the entire store by Black Friday. But these wassailers thrive off of tinsel and eggnog for the entire final quarter of the year.
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Sure, you'll sing Mariah Carey into a whisk while making Christmas cookies, but you'll never have as much holiday cheer as these folks.
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