Can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend

— Grace (@grace_full23) March 31, 2014

Do seahorses taste like shrimp? Asking for a friend

— Nathan K. (@nathankmusic) March 31, 2014

Is trolling Twitter for story ideas OK? Asking for a friend.

— Christina Warren (@film_girl) March 31, 2014

How much corned beef can you eat before you die? Asking for a friend

— Eugene Ventimiglia (@eventi) March 18, 2014

How long after waking up do you wait to take a nap? 15, 20 mins? Asking for a friend.

— Kate Hendricks (@katethewasp) March 30, 2014

does waffle house serve alcohol? (asking for a friend)

— Scott Hoying (@scotthoying) March 18, 2014

can you uber burritos? asking for a friend

— harper (@harper) March 17, 2014

Is it possible to get barbecued meat drunk? Asking for a friend.

— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) March 16, 2014

Is there a word for a person who collects crows? And is that word "murderer?" Asking for a friend.

— Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) March 17, 2014

Is it ok to wear a Snuggie to pick daughter up from school? *asking for a friend

— Angel Eyes (@WineyBeach78) March 13, 2014

Let's just say a 35 year old man wanted to go see the Miley Cyrus concert. How could he go and not look creepy? Asking for a friend

— @TitansHomer (@TitansHomer) March 11, 2014

What’s the appropriate number of hours a day for a grown up man to spend trying to make a real lightsaber? Asking for a friend…

— Andrew Mayne (@AndrewMayne) March 8, 2014

Does anyone know how many calories you burn standing on a scale crying? Asking for a friend.

— Sam Dei Lune (@SamDeiLune) March 5, 2014

How many calories does it burn to push "continue watching" on Netflix all day long? Asking for a friend

— Slack Daddy (@BackRowLearner) March 2, 2014

How does one get an illuminati membership? Asking for a friend.

— MARC (@TOMFORDISMYDAD) February 28, 2014

Is it weird to be attracted to a CGI Disney character with ice powers? Asking for a friend.

— Maxx Danziger (@MaxxSIO) February 18, 2014

How would one mount a laser to a shark's head? Um, asking for a friend...

— Grant Imahara (@grantimahara) February 4, 2014

Can you take a personal day is you are self-employed? Asking for a friend.

— sarahdessen (@sarahdessen) February 3, 2014

Do dogs only understand you when you talk in high weird baby voices? Asking for a friend.

— josh groban (@joshgroban) January 23, 2014

How many years is it in jail for stealing like 8 cute puppies? Asking for a friend.

— ✨Christine Erickson✨ (@christerickson) January 28, 2014

Is it possible to eat so much food that on a scientific level, you are more food than human? Asking for a friend.

— mah ree nah (@marinarachael) January 12, 2014

Does anyone know if it's difficult to catch/raise/weaponize a pet mongoose? I'm asking for a friend.

— Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) December 19, 2013

what's the best way to get rid of A LOT of bitcoins without anyone noticing? asking for a friend

— Adrianne Jeffries (@adrjeffries) December 18, 2013

Is it still ok to say "cool beans"? I'm just asking....for a friend.

— Alex Wasson (@Alex_Wass) December 10, 2013

Is it still cool to ask things for friends? I'm asking for a friend.

— Will Noonan (@willnoonan) December 6, 2013

Is it proper etiquette to Tweet with your pinky finger in the air? Asking for a friend.

— Clark W Griswold (@crunchenhancer) November 22, 2013

Anyone know how to perform an exorcism? Asking for a friend

— lu (@LucieRosenthal) November 9, 2013

Is drinking before going out still called "pregaming" when you're 28? Asking for a friend.

— Meg Doyle (@Meg_Doyle) November 7, 2013

Is wetting the bed still unacceptable? I’m asking for a friend.

— Shay Mooney (@ShayMooney) October 20, 2013

Is there any service that lets you rent a pug for a few hours? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

— Emily Gera (@twitgera) October 9, 2013

Does anyone know if Rosetta Stone makes a version for successfully talking to women? I'm asking for a friend...

— Patrick Casey (@patkc13) October 6, 2013