সম্মান জানাই তাকে আমার বিরুধ্যে সত্য বলে যে

English man To Pathan : What is your Name? Pathan : Umer daraaz Khan English man : what is the meaning of your name? Pathan long life khan Pathan to Sardar : how much old your father? sardar : as i am old my father too. pathan : how it possible sardar: because when i born my father become father so that's why as i am old my father too. The doctor Advice to the Pathan that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Pathan called the doctor and told that he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. Doctor: What is the problem? Pathan I'm 2400 kilometers away from home A Pathan comes to the doctor with burnt ears; doctor investigate what happened with you Pathan i was ironing my suite and the phone ring i pick up iron instead of the Phone, Docotr amusingly asked then what happened with the Other ear Pahtan the man call again Pathan is in Quetta. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Pathan says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Pathan figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Pathan is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Pathan gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder." Having lost his donkey a Pathan, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The Pathan replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too." a pathan call to some one he got reply " you do not have sufficient balance for this call" Pathan ; "No Matter i have talk to you my darling it is enough" বিশুদ্ধ কপি পেস্ট তাই ইংগরেজী তে ।