মড়ঢ়ধষ.নযধৎ@রহনড়ী.পড়স

আর কিছু কাহিনী দিচ্ছি, দয়া করে হাসবেন না!!!!! এগুলোকে বাংলায় ট্রান্সলেট করার ধর্য এই মুহুর্তে নাই। ইংলিশ টাই পরেন Please। ------- A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight" ------ Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn't travel. -------- A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****). The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258." ------- Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools,one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim! --------- Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course! -------- Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up. ------ (আম্মাআআ)