His and her gifts typically have the understood theme of romance with a corny twist.
Traditionalists simply print "his" and "her" on practical paired items, but some go for a more personal, often geeky touch. Love comes in different packages, so why stick to boring couple-themed goodies?
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Etsy offers plenty of matchy-matchy goods that range from weird to WTF.
Because bookmarks with cute animal heads are too overdone.
Price: $38.50
You don't want yours to get mixed up with the kids'.
Price: $60
The girl skeleton seems a lot happier about the length of their agreement.
Price: $35
The kind of objects that inspire horror movies.
Price: $34.82
Cute idea, unfortunate execution.
Price: $33
The inside of the hers mug is pink, so you can tell it's a girl angry skull.
Price: $38
As a general rule, bathrooms do not make great kitchen accessories.
Price: $8
For the couple that doesn't want to be separated, ever.
Price: $98
The conversation to decide who gets which ring is going to be really awkward.
Price: $32
Only appropriate if you and your beloved are werewolf hunters.
Price: $60
"I want a gnome necklace, but even creepier..."
Price: $25
Why. Just why.
Price: $8
All the equipment you need to carry a vial of you loved one's bodily fluids around your neck.
Price: $50
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