In the flurry of news surrounding Justin Bieber's arrest and subsequent speculation of his possible deportation to Canada, one factor wasn't considered in all of this: How does Canada feel about the situation?
Turns out Canada isn't too psyched about the prospect of the Bieb's deportation — at least that's what comedian Dartanion London believes Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper would say.
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London, dressed as Harper, cites examples of famous Canadians, including Neil Young, Keanu Reeves and Jim Carrey. The comedian requests the teenage pop star stay in the U.S., warning the disastrous effects of having both Bieber and scandalous Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in the same country at the same time (two words: crack doughnuts).
The video ends with a final, somewhat reasonable plea from London: If the U.S. does have to kick Bieber out and send him back to Canada, at least wait until he has laryngitis.

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@mhess4 ok, but how about now? pic.twitter.com/3mD3x1Hdff
Justin Bieber was arrested for Drag Racing. His official mugshot has been released: pic.twitter.com/DyUZCuPbGm
Let me summarize the day for you. pic.twitter.com/P2iscs8Eyc
Photo of Justin Bieber getting pulled over last night.. pic.twitter.com/xa1MOlPdHT
Pray for Justin Bieber y'all pic.twitter.com/6rCoeAaxMK
I can't believe it took Justin Bieber this long to be sent to Azkaban.
Today, we are all Justin Bieber's rented Lamborghini.
"Justin Bieber got arrested" pic.twitter.com/3JfiqSLdEF
Justin Bieber is single-handedly bringing the Canadian niceness average down to American levels.
Did a double-take at Justin Bieber's mugshot, thought he was Miley Cyrus without makeup: pic.twitter.com/APi87r6rJY
if u thought justin bieber was gonna get away with his illegal activities well pic.twitter.com/Y74Nzp3D3G
Justin Bieber got arrested! pic.twitter.com/QrHVYdKI6l
Remember: All this is happening because you assholes HAD to share some dumb Canadian kid's YouTube video with everybody in 2007.
Breaking News: First picture from Justin Bieber's high speed chase last night pic.twitter.com/Wiv5l50JUX
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