Grumpy Cat is probably more likely to scratch your eyes out than send a valentine. But if she is going to express affection, it will be in the only way she knows how.
If you're anything like Grumpy, all this lovey-dovey stuff is simply not for you either. All those cutesy Valentine's Day cards just don't capture how you truly feel about that special someone in your life. How can you speak from the heart if you don't have one?
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If you're tired of all the candy hearts and PDA that February brings, everyone's favorite cranky kitty has the perfect way to say 'I love you' without getting sentimental about it.